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#35 / rating: 6[+|-] / 2010-05-25 19:07:44 / Tweet it!
(Erised): Intrebare
(@AnCuTsA): Punemi`o
(Erised): Oh, da
(@AnCuTsA): :))
(@AnCuTsA): Intrebarea
#33 / rating: 6[+|-] / 2010-05-25 19:08:03 / Tweet it!
<Erised> Pune si tu un quote acolo
<Erised> sa fie
<Erised> :|
#36 / rating: 5[+|-] / 2010-05-25 19:21:37 / Tweet it!
*** AntipatikA (~Antipatik@DoOoLtZeAtSa.users.undernet.org) has joined #***
* AntipatikA seara
(@Erised): AntipatikA cum s-ar traduce userul tau intr-un cuvant din limba romana?
(AntipatikA): :))
(AntipatikA): doooltzeatsa
(@Erised): dexonline.ro: Niciun rezultat relevant pentru „doooltzeatsa”.
(AntipatikA): hahahaha
(AntipatikA): :)))))))))))
(AntipatikA): cum sa cauti in dex ma? :)))
(AntipatikA): doooltzeatsa e opusul meu
(AntipatikA): adika dulceatza
#34 / rating: 3[+|-] / 2010-05-25 19:07:57 / Tweet it!
<@ReaL|DoG> (CPU 1) AMD Athlon™ 64 Processor 3500+ (512KB L2 Cache, Socket 939) @ 2200MHz (201MHz FSB), 96% load
<@RobinHood> Cum faceti sa zica configuratia?
<@ReaL|DoG> /ziconfiguratia
<@ReaL|DoG> :))
<@RobinHood> Hai bai tranta vorbesc serios
#40 / rating: 3[+|-] / 2010-05-30 22:42:18 / Tweet it!
<@Erised> As da zile de la mineeeeeeeeeeeee
<@Alexik> ...dac-as fi in puscarie.
<@Erised> Te iubesc la disperare
<@Erised> Caci tu-mi faci zile-le amare :))
<@Alexik> Erised e pus pe inventat cuvinte
<@Alexik> <@Erised> Caci tu-mi faci zile-le amare :))
#43 / rating: 3[+|-] / 2010-05-30 22:48:13 / Tweet it!
<+`5> eu am 18 ani de mirc
<@Alexik> `5 : amice, cati ani ai, sincer amu ?
<+`5> 13
<@Alexik> 13, fmm
<+`5> ani mane
<+`5> nu is m
<+`5> nu is fata
<@Alexik> esti retardat, aia esti.
<@Alexik> da-te-n spume.
<+`5> nustiu mey ce ala ney
<+`5> am 13 ANI
#46 / rating: 3[+|-] / 2010-05-30 23:06:34 / Tweet it!
<+`5> -prt
* +`5 (~Zuchero@zuchero.users.undernet.org) has left #somechan
#49 / rating: 3[+|-] / 2010-05-30 22:53:10 / Tweet it!
...
<@Alexik> -X- Information about: zuchero (1799112)
<@Alexik> deci el are useru' numaru' 1800000 si sta de 18 ani pe IRC ? :))
...
<+`5> SkyTech am 22
<+`5> de ani mane
<+`5> si is de la 10 ani pe net
<+`5> cand era undernetu mare
<@SkyTech> si care e treaba cu user-ul tau
<@SkyTech> pai ai user de cateva luni mah
<@SkyTech> nici nu stiu daca are 1 an
<+`5> nu are 4 luni
<@SkyTech> deci acum are 4 luni
<@SkyTech> stai ca nici el nu mai stie
<+`5> ba de la 10 ani acelas user
<+`5> are 4 luni
<@okty`> =)))))))))
<+`5> si eu am 22
<+`5> de ani
<@Alexik> ah, adica are 10 ani si 4 luni...ca de la 10 ani are acelasi user, adica de 4 luni :))) asta e singura logica.
#50 / rating: 3[+|-] / 2010-05-30 23:21:15 / Tweet it!
<@BoDo> va traduc eu daca vreti
<@AntipatikA> `5 da` tradu`ne sa intelegem si noi
<@AntipatikA> :|
<@BoDo> a zis ca suge muie de 18 ani de cand era undernetu mare
<+`5> BoDo estest muie u ai13 ni de labab:)))))))))0
<@BoDo> mie mi-a zis ca de 13 ani tot imi face laba
#39 / rating: 2[+|-] / 2010-05-30 22:25:46 / Tweet it!
<Erised> Ea tot vrea, eu i-am explicat ca nu se poate, dar ea tot insista. E vina mea?
<@HomeGirl> Hai sa nu scanez toate sms`urile de acu o ora
<@HomeGirl> A trecut o ora ?Sau inca nu
<@HomeGirl> CA sa nu gresesc
<Erised> Poti scana sms?
<@HomeGirl> Da
<@HomeGirl> Pun telefonu` in scanner
<@HomeGirl> Apoi ce iese ... plm
#48 / rating: 2[+|-] / 2010-05-30 22:59:34 / Tweet it!
<+Viorica> ce duma tare ai dat
<+Viorica> mai zi
<+Viorica> ca imi place
<@HomeGirl> Pai fatza ta ma inspira uneori
#57 / rating: 2[+|-] / 2010-05-31 15:14:13 / Tweet it!
[15:13:49] *** ARA sets mode: -k test
[15:13:49] *** SkyTech sets mode: -k test
#42 / rating: 1[+|-] / 2010-05-30 22:34:53 / Tweet it!
<@Alexik> eu sunt portocaliu, Erised tu esti albastru normal, si RDogye e albastru mai deschis putin, o culoare spre GAY asa.
<@Erised> E bun atunci
<@RDogye> _==
<@Alexik> mai la stanga...
<@Erised> Profesionistii au inteles
<@Alexik> asta e ca aia: ;p;, in loc de lol
<@Alexik> :))
<@Alexik> sau kik
<@Alexik> prea la stanga...
<@Erised> Parca o parchezi... Mai la stanga, mai la dreapta
#47 / rating: 1[+|-] / 2010-05-30 22:59:08 / Tweet it!
<+Viorica> HomeGirl tu muto
<+Viorica> tu crezi ca ma iei tare ?
<@HomeGirl> Viorica sa ma suji
<@HomeGirl> :)))))))))
<+Viorica> sa te suga pamantu
<+Viorica> :)))
<@HomeGirl> Amin
<+Viorica> amin
<+Viorica> sa te suga
<@HomeGirl> Tu esti pamantu` ?
#51 / rating: 1[+|-] / 2010-05-30 23:19:23 / Tweet it!
<`5> eu is demult pe net
<`5> adika cand era undernetu mare
<`5> eu eram
<`5> si voi nu erati
<`5> romnaia
<`5> era 1000 si ceva
<@Alexik> `5 adica cand, te trezesti mancand.
<AntipatikA> adika aveai 4 ani cand ai intrat prima data ?
<`5> demut
<`5> adika de la 5
<`5> la 3 ani ma invatat cineva
#58 / rating: 1[+|-] / 2010-05-31 16:28:43 / Tweet it!
<+Alexik> 144 GB la Stargate SG-1 astazi, gg.
<+Alexik> 10-11 MB/s...
<Erised> Da, bravo
<Erised> Daca exista net de la RDS in Panciu iti dadeam clasa.
<Erised> SkyTech cum mai merge netul in Panciu?
<+Alexik> nici uliu nu mai intoarce la Panciu, cum sa ajunga erdeesh acolo !?
<Erised> Ia-o sus
#56 / rating: 1[+|-] / 2010-05-30 23:49:28 / Tweet it!
* @HomeGirl il vrea pe Erised
<Erised> Da.
<Erised> Asta nu dai cu /ame, a? :))
* @HomeGirl il vrea pe Erised
<@HomeGirl> :-S
<Erised> M-a mancat.
<Erised> Bine ca doar 5 canale...
<@HomeGirl> Atata timp cat nu`s cu AnCuTzA`` ..
<@HomeGirl> :)))
<@HomeGirl> Nici makar cu userul AnCuTzAAA
<@HomeGirl> De o luna nici draq nu ma mai stie
<@HomeGirl> =))
<Erised> Aaaa, adica asa iti permiti, altfel... nu.
<Erised> Got it ;)
* HomeGirl is now known as AnCuTzA``
* @AnCuTzA`` don`t touch Erised ... Not as long as he is mine >:)
<@AnCuTzA``> Na
<+Alexik> sa nu va vada lumea in public or some shit.
<@AnCuTzA``> >:P
<@AnCuTzA``> Alexik taci acolo
<Erised> :))
<Erised> :*
<@AnCuTzA``> dea
<@AnCuTzA``> Tu da d`alea cu 30 de gagici
<@AnCuTzA``> Si pe mine ma bagi la inaintare
<@AnCuTzA``> Fain` iti sta
<Erised> Dar eu nu vreau pe alea 30, eu pe tine te vreau.
<Erised> Nah, mai zi ceva.
* +Alexik vomita
<+Alexik> ah, am zis asta cu "voce" tare!? sucks.
<+Alexik> :(
#55 / rating: 1[+|-] / 2010-05-30 23:48:55 / Tweet it!
<+`5> okty` iit arde de ip
<+`5> zimi
<+`5> ca til dau da cazi si tu !
<@SkyTech> deci daca iti arata ip-ul cazi :))
<@Alexik> pica-ma pe mine `5, miez -> Alexik is actually Alexik@ip.ip.ip.ip [ip.ip.ip.ip]
<@Alexik> RDS, FTTB
<@Erised> fttb, un fel de Giga Hagi.
#59 / rating: 1[+|-] / 2010-05-31 16:28:31 / Tweet it!
<Erised> CAT DE BINE?O
<Erised> Da-mi NUMERE
#60 / rating: 1[+|-] / 2010-05-31 11:55:22 / Tweet it!
<@AnCuTzA``> Anu` trecut
<@AnCuTzA``> Cand fusei la strand
<@AnCuTzA``> Am stat gen o ora la soare
<@AnCuTzA``> si
<@AnCuTzA``> In fatza mea unu
<@AnCuTzA``> Si tot povesteam
<@AnCuTzA``> Ma si cand ajung acasa
<@AnCuTzA``> Pe un picior alba
<@AnCuTzA``> Pe unu rosie
<@AnCuTzA``> bou` draq a stat in fatza mea si mi`a tinut umbra
<@AnCuTzA``> Pe un picior
<@AnCuTzA``> Da cine pwla si`a dat seama pe moment ?
<@AnCuTzA``> Fuck it
<@AnCuTzA``> A trebuit sa merg dupa pe bloc
<@AnCuTzA``> Sa stau sa ma bronzez uniform
#79 / rating: 1[+|-] / 2010-06-24 01:18:06 / Tweet it!
[01:16:10] (%Erised): I have a smart script
[01:16:17] (%Erised): <- nerd
[01:16:18] (~Velvet): i dont
[01:16:23] (~Velvet): <---noob
[01:16:23] (%Erised): ^ n00b
#85 / rating: 1[+|-] / 2010-07-08 17:11:57 / Tweet it!
(+Erised`bored): Btw
(+Erised`bored): http://bash.erised.ro/77
(+Erised`bored): Epic fail :D
(@Goldylocks): lol
(@Goldylocks): it was bad
(@Goldylocks): i admit
(@Goldylocks): bu it also took me 2 years to find ou what Imafteru was
(+Erised`bored): Come on -_-
(@Goldylocks): serious
(+Erised`bored): You know this is going on the bash also...
(@Goldylocks): im slow sometimes
(@Goldylocks): lol
(@Goldylocks): KMFA
* Erised`bored can be so mean
(@Goldylocks): i can take a joke
(+Erised`bored): xD
* Erised`bored does the yaka dance
(@Goldylocks): but my revenge will be sweet :p
#41 / rating: 0[+|-] / 2010-05-30 22:35:13 / Tweet it!
<@Alexik> RDogye te-am facut verde, albastru ala ma deranja deja :))
<@Erised> Esti verde, asta ce inseamna, ca putem sa te fumam?
<@Alexik> bine ca nu e praf, ca-l trageam pe nas
<@Alexik> :D
<@Erised> Face tu din aia
<@Alexik> asta seara vad ca inventezi cuvinte...:))
<@RDogye> :))
#44 / rating: 0[+|-] / 2010-05-30 23:11:16 / Tweet it!
<+`5> Viorica tu esti cu gayu ala de cosmon cu boti lui de flod
<+`5> cam asa ceva
<+`5> Viorica zi lui ala ca ii dau  muie
<+`5> sa lase boti ca ma pis pe el si pe masa
<+`5> si le dau muie
<+`5> Viorica si te fut si pe tine comin
<+`5> si iti dau muie
* +`5 slaps Viorica around a bit with a large trout
<+`5> iti dau muie
<+`5> osmin
<+`5> si ba pula in mata !
<+`5> cosmin
<+`5>  vag pu;la in mata
<+Viorica> :)))
* +Viorica (~cosmin7@Cosmin7.users.undernet.org) has left #somechan
<+`5> o fujit
<+`5> stie
<+`5> de je
<+`5> stie de mine
#45 / rating: 0[+|-] / 2010-05-30 23:07:39 / Tweet it!
<Erised> Alexik, anyway, what is FTTB?
<+Alexik> FTTP = Fiber To The Block
<SkyTech> fiber to the building
<+Alexik> o tehnologie de la RDS
<SkyTech> sau block
<+Alexik> :))
<+Alexik> tehnologia in care le e lene sa bage FO pana in casa, si o aduc doar pana la colt de strada.
<SkyTech> :))
<Erised> (+Alexik): FTTP = Fiber To The Block > is it just me or something's not right here?
<+Alexik> pai sa vedem, ce ti se pare tie ca nu e corect ?
<Erised> F T T P != F T T B
<+Alexik> LOL Erised !?
<+Alexik> FTTP = !?!?!?
<+Alexik> FTTB = Fiber To The Block
<Erised> [23:03:27] (+Alexik): FTTP = Fiber To The Block
<Erised> I'm not blind!
<+Alexik> ah
<+Alexik> crap
<Erised> Ai F !
<+Alexik> :(
<+Alexik> Sunt F, asta e.
#53 / rating: 0[+|-] / 2010-05-30 23:47:07 / Tweet it!
* @AnCuTzA`` What is love ?
<Erised> Da.
#62 / rating: 0[+|-] / 2010-06-02 15:06:05 / Tweet it!
(@zq): erised...mai astept??:P
(Erised): Daaaaaaaaaaaaa
(+Alexik): merge RSS greu la twitter :)))
(@zq): :))
(Erised): Fuck you, don't spoil it
(+Alexik): spoil what? faptul ca...
(+Alexik): ...bla bla bla, Erised se ataca, crede ca am scris ce-o sa se intample
(@zq): a ...ca ii va spune achmed ultimul tweet aici?
(Erised): Pfff
(+Alexik): hahaha
(Erised): Hate you both
(@zq): pai..mi-a zis Alexik pe privat...
(+Alexik): HUMILIATION !!!
(+Alexik): lol
(@zq): 10x :p
(+Alexik): vezi ca dup-aia te crede, si asta e suparacios :))
(@zq): :))))
#64 / rating: 0[+|-] / 2010-06-03 21:21:28 / Tweet it!
[ 20:20:14 ]   [ tlujkS ] what is mean location?
[ 20:20:31 ]   [ RDogye ] the place where are you now
[ 20:20:35 ]   [ RDogye ] city, town :)
[ 20:20:37 ]   [ tlujkS ] how can I see?
#65 / rating: 0[+|-] / 2010-06-03 02:03:59 / Tweet it!
<@Alexik> Iasloboz
<@RDogye> e luat
#83 / rating: 0[+|-] / 2010-06-29 10:09:46 / Tweet it!
(+Mrt): roapor do sen? have all games and tricks I just want to close. I have an e-mail address
(%Blackparadox): sorry?
(+Mrt): oke
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